Titulares: Colombia Busca a sus muertos.
"Un año después de que el país comenzó a excavar las fosas se conocen datos escalofriantes: 'paras' dictaban cursos para descuartizar, las 'Águilas Negras' desentierran los cuerpos y los lanzan a los ríos y las víctimas siguen con miedo."
"Un año después de que el país comenzó a excavar las fosas se conocen datos escalofriantes: 'paras' dictaban cursos para descuartizar, las 'Águilas Negras' desentierran los cuerpos y los lanzan a los ríos y las víctimas siguen con miedo."
El tiempo....
Pero hablando de periódicos me llegó este email que probablemente muchos hayan leído (igual aquí está. Me da manera traducirlo):
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run thecountry and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the countrybut don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, liketheir statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind runningthe country - if they could find the time, and didn't have to leaveSouthern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who'srunning the country and don't really care as long as they can geta seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferablywhile intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another countrybut need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose allthat they stand for. There are occasional exceptions: if the leadersare handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist, dwarfs who also happento be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided, ofcourse, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. And, finally, our country is run by someone who doesn't read a newspaper at all..
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run thecountry and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the countrybut don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, liketheir statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind runningthe country - if they could find the time, and didn't have to leaveSouthern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who'srunning the country and don't really care as long as they can geta seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferablywhile intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another countrybut need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose allthat they stand for. There are occasional exceptions: if the leadersare handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist, dwarfs who also happento be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided, ofcourse, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. And, finally, our country is run by someone who doesn't read a newspaper at all..
Me pregunto cómo serán, qué pensarán (o si existirán) los que leen:
1. EL CALEÑO de Cali
2. TOLIMA 7 DIAS de Ibagué
3. MAGANGUE HOY de Magangué
4. LA LIBERTAD de Barranquilla
5. EL PORVENIR de Cartagena de Indias
6. EL MERIDIANO DE CORDOBA de Montería (que poseye esta foto):
Y Cuyo Texto Dice:
Cantaclaro presente
Montería. Elaine Lisney Medrado Navarro, de 16 años de edad, es la representante del barrio Cantaclaro al XXXII Reinado Popular y Cultural de la Ganadería, que este año se desarrollará bajo el lema "Salvemos la tierra". La Granja
Montería. Elaine Lisney Medrado Navarro, de 16 años de edad, es la representante del barrio Cantaclaro al XXXII Reinado Popular y Cultural de la Ganadería, que este año se desarrollará bajo el lema "Salvemos la tierra". La Granja
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Para una lista completa de los periódicos colombianos, ver aquí.
3 comentarios:
Hola Camila,
El lema es muy claro "Salvemos la tierra"... nos la estan quitando, o mejor, tenemos que devolverla a sus legitimos dueños, ya que nos sometimos a la ley de justicia y paz.
Hubiera sido mejor ¿tenemos que devolver la tierra?... en fin, hay varias posibilidades.
Digamole a Al Gole que participe en el Reinado como jurado..
Camila,
Acabo de entender por que Al Gore se le abrio a Uribe. Esta celoso por el lema del XXXII reinado de la ganaderia: "Salvemos la Tierra" Es que ahora los paras quieren comprometerse en forma con el mundo, cambiando aquel viejo lema del "miedo ambiente", por algo mas conciliador y verde, pero ojo, no el verde de los chistes de la Nena Jimenez, verde medio ambiente. Gente progresista estos ganaderos colombianos.
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